Bad joke corner

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Man, the board is dead


Judege ask the hooker, "So, when did you realized you were raped?"

Hooker wipe away her tears and reply, "When the check bounced, you honor"

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A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:


CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving
drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady
who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes, she smiles and purrs, I sure am.'
The old biker replies, 'Well wash your
hands. I want a cheeseburger.'

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Old joke, changed a little, and added name to make the story more "familiar"

Kilns, AA and Fab is lost in Yo(tab) jungle. They are captured by much of wild Mithras. They Mithras agree to let them go if they can complete some tasks.

They ask each of them to go find 10 of the same kind of fruit and bring them back.

The 3 guys ran out, and Kilns return first. He brought with him 10 Faerie Apples. The Mithras then said if he can stick them all in his ass without showing any emotion, he is free to go. Kilns tried, but could endure the pain on the apples. As he screams in pain, the is promptly killed by the Mithras. Kilnsman is defeated......

Next comes AA, and he brougth with him 10 Buburimu grapes. The Mithras asked him to do the same thing. With a straight face, AA stuck 9 grapes up his ass with no problem. Just when he is about to put int he 10th, Aavan /em burst out with laughter, un-controllably. The Mithras promptly killed Aavan, and Aavan is defeated

Later when Kilnsman and AA met in heaven, Kilns was shocked and asked AA, "dude, you coulda make it, why you start laughing."

Aavan /sigh, and said, "I couldn't help it. I saw Fab running back with some Kazham pineapple..........."

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One of the must beautiful castle in Spain. It's rich with history. Let's bath in its greatness

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Depression

I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the Help Hotline.
I was put through to a 'call center' in Pakistan.
I explained that I was feeling suicidal.
They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane....

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Michael Phelps at a VERY Young Age

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On top of the best seller list for man

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